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Dublin: 2 °C Thursday 9 February, 2023
# nowhere to run
Cats can now open doors using the handle. Global takeover imminent.
I for one welcome our new feline overlords.

WE BRING YOU an urgent and horrifying news story. Cats have learned to open doors using the handle.

This means that the domestic pet – which we were previously able to control by the simple means of slinging it out of the room and closing the door – has overcome its most terrible opponent.

Even putting a moat in front of the door is no use:

Kristian Svenson / YouTube

Still, maybe in the best-case scenario the cats will join humans to fight the snakes.

julius the python / YouTube

*runs home, changes all doorknobs to the round kind*

via Reddit

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