LOOK, I’M NOT going to lie. My celeb predictions last year were less than accurate. They were minus accurate. From my advanced calculations, it looks like I hit roughly two out of thirteen. Terrible.
But something has changed this year. I know I say it every year but I really think I’ve become psychic and all of these will come true. Mark my words, just don’t see if I’ll put any money on it.
I won’t.
1. Zayn and Gigi will get married
Right, last year I said they’ll split up but they’ve changed my mind. Sue me.
2. Miley Cyrus will have her first child
Or at least get pregnant.
3. Rob Kardashian will finally have his big comeback
He’s in a dark room somewhere working on self-improvement, right?
4. Meghan Markle and Prince Harry will have a boy
This stuff writes itself.
5. Beyonce will be involved in a big scandal
I’m not sure what that will be yet, but my senses are tingling.
6. Justin Bieber will become a priest or something
Look, it’s not out of the question.
7. Hozier will start going out with a celebrity
But only because he loves them, it’s highly unlikely it will be a stunt.
8. Jamie Dornan will be signed up for a MASSIVE franchise
Don’t come at me Marvel, I know nothing.
9. Taylor Swift will get engaged
Just a year later than I predicted originally, not too bad.
10. Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson will get back together
We haven’t seen the last of them.
11. An Irish contestant will be on Love Island and flogging us Instagram shit come September
Ideal.
12. There will be big news about Harry Styles
Oh, mysterious. Sadly it won’t be that he’s marrying me.
13. Rihanna will finally get the finger out and release a new album
At last.
14. Katy Perry will release the pop album of the year
Yeah, I said it.
15. Emo is going to make a comeback
It’s about damn time.
16. One of the major Ryans will split from his wife
But which one will it be?
17. Niall Horan will star in his first film role
He’s coming at it from all ends.
18. Vogue Williams will get pregnant again
Irish twins!
19. Finally, Brian will join the Westlife reunion for at least three songs
You heard it here first.
