WE’VE DECIDED WE fancy ourselves as a bit of a psychic and are making some brash celebrity claims for the new year.
Check back next year and tell us we’re wrong. We dare you.
1. Beyonce will have another baby, and Amal Clooney will have her first
It’s the year of the high-profile baby.
2. The Biebs and Selena will get back together but split up again, like the true Britney and Justin of this generation
3. Taylor Swift and Calvin will do a collab that absolutely no one can handle
BANGER OF THE CENTURY TBH.
4. Katy Perry will hit back at Swifty with mates such as Rihanna and it will be EV.ER.Y.THING
She’ll have the 2016 that Tay had in 2015.
5. Mya will make a comeback
Out of left field, but we can feel it in the air. It is time.
You heard it here first, folks.
6. Domnhall Gleeson will become a massive leading man and start going out with an A list actress
But will people learn to pronounce his name? Probably not.
7. The Irish will take over the Oscars
Saoirse Ronan will get a best actress nod for Brooklyn, as Michael Fassbender will get one for Steve Jobs. Room, by Lenny Abrahmson will also get a Best Picture nomination.
8. Leo still won’t get his gold
It’s probably his best chance but he’ll still go home empty handed
9. There may be trouble in paradise for Victoria and David Beckham
While we hope this doesn’t happen, the earth is telling us that it just might.
10. Harry Styles will embark on a solo career and he’ll be SO successful
Think Robbie Williams Angel-esque success.
11. Zayn will get engaged again but also have a solo career
He’ll be more alternative with some indie cred but he’ll definitely end up with a model, Gigi or no Gigi.
12. Taylor Swift will make friends with a big randomer and leave us all going wtf
We’re putting our money on John Travolta.
13. The Kardashians will have a family feud
And will probably wrap up the show. Also, someone who isn’t Kim or Kourtney will get pregnant.
14. Rob will do a Calvin Harris
By ‘doing a Calvin Harris’, we mean ‘regenerate’.
Any predictions yourself? Let us know in the comments.
