CHRIS MARTIN AND Gwyneth Paltrow announced their separation yesterday after more than a decade of marriage.
In a statement, they called the move a “conscious uncoupling”.
Naturally, Twitter had a bit of a meltdown. There were theories, theories everywhere. All of them unfounded. Here are some of the most popular:
1. National differences
2. Lifestyle decision
3. We are all at fault
4. Artistic problems
5. Therapeutic breakdown
6. Nutritional issues
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7. Obama
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8. Coldplay
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RIP Chrineth.
