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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's breakup is causing a Twitter meltdown

So many theories.

Source: Ian West

CHRIS MARTIN AND Gwyneth Paltrow announced their separation yesterday after more than a decade of marriage.

In a statement, they called the move a “conscious uncoupling”.

Naturally, Twitter had a bit of a meltdown. There were theories, theories everywhere. All of them unfounded. Here are some of the most popular:

1. National differences

2. Lifestyle decision

3. We are all at fault

4. Artistic problems

5. Therapeutic breakdown

6. Nutritional issues

7. Obama

8. Coldplay

RIP Chrineth.

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