WHEN YOU WAKE up in the morning all set for your daily commute, you know you’ll meet some characters. And that’s fine.
But some of them will be the worst. Like:
1. This maniac
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
Anything fish-related should be confined to the privacy of your own home.
2. This sickening individual
3. This modern-day tyrant
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
4. Anybody who does this
His shoes are clearly visible beside him. He obviously slid them off when he sat down. What is wrong with these people?
5. This absolute nightmare
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
6. The backpack monsters
7. This person who decided to move house on the train
Might be a necessity, but the world will burn because of it.
8. Anyone who does this
9. The audacious envelope pushers
Whoops!
We couldn't find this Tweet
10. These contemptible scourges
11. The spreaders
12. The “pranksters”
13. And finally… the despots that think it’s OK to “get stuff done”
You all just want to watch the world burn.
And you’ve succeeded.
