AH, WOMEN’S TOILET queues at festivals and concerts. A hellish experience for which there are no words.
Unlike lads, we don’t really have the privilege of finding a secluded wall to pee against so we’re forced to grin and bear it most of the time.
That’s where Dealz comes in. As spotted by Penneys and Pieces of Me, the discount store is now selling “female urinals”.
The female urinal says that it “allows women to go anytime, anywhere” and proclaims itself to be “spill proof” and “reusable”.
So how does it work exactly? A quick gander at similar products on eBay reveals that they’re intended to be used while standing up, putting an end to perching over manky loos.
This, however, seems a tad much.
Girls, I’ll catch up with you in a second. Just having a quick wee using my female urinal.
We might just tolerate the bathroom queues for the time being.
