YOU KNOW THESE all too well…
1. Whenever your food arrives, so does someone else
No matter what it is, they’ll be there.
2. In fact, you’re never alone
3. You know never, ever to go near their food
Despite yours always being fair game.
4. You can’t even mention the word “walk” without sparking an eager reaction
5. You are the hero that helps them conquer their fears
6. And sometimes those fears can be adorably irrational
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7. They are absolutely ecstatic to see you when you get home
“YOU’RE HOME, I WANT TO SEE YOU RIGHT NOW AND JUMP ON YOU FOR MINUTES”
8. Going out for a walk will take double the time because of constant sniffing
“Oh, what’s this? The bottom of the tree we pass every evening. Ah, yes. Good doggie.”
9. And if you meet other dogs on the way, prepare for a long stop
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10. Dog hair is an everyday part of your domestic experience
How did this clump manage to make it behind the sofa?
11. When they fart, they will proudly sit there like nothing has happened
12. When they want to go outside, it will be the only thing on their mind
13. But when they get out there, suddenly they want back in immediately
14. They will pop up in inappropriate places all the time
15. But your daily life is filled with the cutest moments
16. And they’ll always be there for you
We love all of you dogs out there. Never change.
