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Mystery toilet bowl on Cork roundabout now has its own Twitter

Yes, really.

THERE IS A mysterious toilet bowl terrorising the Fingerpost Roundabout in Douglas, Cork. Been there since last Wednesday, like a lost soul, wandering without meaning.

Was it misplaced? Abandoned? Did it run away?

Either way, the toilet, named Douglas Jacksbowl, has taken up tweeting as it was feeling lonely. Aw.

So far, it’s going through a bit of an identity crisis

It’s a bit vain…

And is a big sports fan

But it cuts a lonely figure as it accepts its inevitable fate

Enjoy it while you can Douglas, before you’re put back into a bathroom captivity.

A tweeting toilet. What a time to be alive.

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