On a scale of 1-10, how ludicrously broke are you right now?
0 - plenty of cash
3 - doing alright, thanks
7 - checking my bank account every few hours hoping some money has magically appeared
10 - I'm hiding under a blanket
Have you joined a gym in the last 16 days?
ABSOLUTELY NOT
yes
Now, truthfully, does ONE sneaky glass of wine count as breaking?
Nah, one's allowed
Ah no, that's cheating
And finally... fancy coming to the pub tonight?
Nah, I'm on Dry January
Yeah, sure I'll come along but I won't be drinking
You scored out of !
You're 0% Dry January
You had pints on January 1st and haven't stopped since. The amount of f**ks you give about Dry January is exactly zero.
You scored out of !
You're 22% Dry January
You made a half-hearted effort to go dry but it's not looking good for the whole month. Be grand though, it was never for you.
You scored out of !
You're 79% Dry January
You're making a real go of this, fair play to you. You might crack on the final weekend because you've got paid but sure look, the bulk of the work will be done.
You scored out of !
You're 100% Dry January
You're going all the way, baby.
