DUBLIN, WILL YOUS calm down.
1. This packet of crisps going for almost seven quid in Donnybrook Fair
They WERE purple sweet potato, beetroot, golden beetroot and parsnip crisps in fairness.
2. Someone bought a helicopter
3. This penthouse with an OUTDOOR POOL went on sale on Spencer Dock
They look amazing, in fairness.
4. Dog dishes became a thing
Yes, Camille Thai started doing a dog dish on their menu. Spectacular.
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5. Krystle got a one million euro refurbishment and the whole of Dublin said it together…
THE BOOM IS BACK.
6. An OLYMPIC SIZED ICE RINK NOW, IS IT?
7. Sure we have American cereals but look at the price of it!
8. A vegan butchers opened
9. Plates are no longer of use in the capital
10. Paul Costello sold a plank of wood for 60 quid in Dunnes
… and opera glasses.
11. Don’t get us started on the cocktails
12. The personalised champagne bottles in Brown Thomas tipped us over the edge into Notionville
A champagne bottle with your face on it? Peak Brown Thomas.
13. People queued outside a JD Sports for a pair of runners by Kanye West
14. We even lost it for salad bar Chopped
Ah Dublin, never change.
