TAKE AWAY THE glitzy song and dance numbers, the winners and the speeches, and it’s really all about the frocks, isn’t it?
We’ve taken a look at some of the Emmy red carpet looks (and Jon Hamm’s beard, obviously) and asked some of our esteemed colleagues from DailyEdge.ie for their immediate reactions…
Julianne Hough
My mam has those pants.
Is that… is that swimming togs with a fancy slip over it?
Connie Britton
She looks like a couch in somebody’s ‘good room’. You know that room that’s always a bit cold.
Nice curtains.
Sarah Hyland
She looks about 45.
Did her teenage friends do her makeup?
I think she looks nice!
Zooey Deschanel
Bridesmaid dress. It’s the kind of things your friend would force yo to wear to their wedding so you don’t look better than them.
Cat Deeley
* Note that this frock was met with gasps of disbelief at every turn.
She’s better than this.
Is that the dress or is she just shaped like that?
Is that… is that tar?
Tina Fey
Classy boobs.
Such a ride.
Oh, like, total ride.
Heidi Klum
Why did she do that?
Everything about that is wrong.
Looks like you can see her insides, like one of those plastinated corpses.
Lena Dunham
Well, that’s not ideal.
What’s under there?
Everytime with the disappointing. Everytime.
Looks like she’s applied her makeup with Homer’s makeup gun.
Zosia Mamet
Her boobs forgot to wake up from their nap.
Her boobs are wearing a raccoon costume.
Someone has taken the eyes off a giant fly and stuck them to her boobs.
Jon Hamm’s beard
He gives good beard
I’m ok with the beard aesthetically, but any thoughts of it coming close to me make me uncomfortable.
He looks like Desperate Dan, and I don’t feel okay about being turned on by that.
Have he and Alec Baldwin just spotted a rival gang?
