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21 hilarious ways Twitter suggests you can experience #EPathome

Create the festival atmosphere at home.

WITH ALL YOUR mates gone off to Laois for the weekend, it can be hard not to experience a mild sense of FOMO.

Comedian Chris Williams is currently manning the Ireland Twitter account and kicked off the excellent #EPathome hashtag for all those not going to the festival in Stradbally this year.

It’s all about offering people some tips as to enjoy festival life in the comfort of their own home.

Tips like…

Put a massive flag in your garden to know where you are staying this weekend #epathome
— Ireland / Rohana - LeCheileDND (@ireland) September 4, 2015

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After work, park your car 20 mins away from where you live. #epathome #EP2015
— Ireland / Rohana - LeCheileDND (@ireland) September 4, 2015

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Hide any toilet roll and leave 1 pack of wet wipes by the bucket under the stairs. #epathome ensure that any moisture is gone by Sat PM
— Ireland / Rohana - LeCheileDND (@ireland) September 4, 2015

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Hide any toilet roll and leave 1 pack of wet wipes by the bucket under the stairs. #epathome ensure that any moisture is gone by Sat PM
— Ireland / Rohana - LeCheileDND (@ireland) September 4, 2015

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We joined in with a few suggestions of our own

Take an electric whisk. Apply it to the back of your hair. Repeat for three days and then try to brush. #EpAtHome
— DailyEdge (@dailyedge) September 4, 2015

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Climb into a shrub at 4am tomorrow morning. Organise for someone to fall over you every 2 minutes. YOU'RE AT THE RAVE IN THE WOODS #EpAtHome
— DailyEdge (@dailyedge) September 4, 2015

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Put 48 cans in a toy buggy. Kick one of the wheels off and drag it up and down the stairs for an hour #EPAtHome @Ireland
— DailyEdge (@dailyedge) September 4, 2015

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Soon enough, it was trending in Ireland

Sleep on 2 cans of Tuborg and some ham sandwiches wrapped in a Pat the Baker packet. Have 'em for breakfast, claim they're lovely. #epathome
— Cian (@CianMcGar) September 4, 2015

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Switch your wifi off and wander round the garden waving your phone in the air searching for signal till your battery dies #epathome
— Theresa Whyte (@TheresaWood2) September 4, 2015

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Leave your shoes soaking in the sink overnight then wear them to the shops in the morning #epathome
— Simon Geraghty (@SimonRPG) September 4, 2015

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Piss and moan constantly about how your gaff was way better in '05 and '06 and how commercial your gaff is now. #EPathome
— Peter Kavanagh (@TheKavOfficial) September 4, 2015

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#epathome Put Other Voices on the telly and tweet that you are 'soooo into' the artiste while wishing there was an Abba Tribute act on
— Anne Marie O'Connor (@Kitsgirl1) September 4, 2015

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Not flushing the toilets in the house for the entire weekend to get the real portaloo experience. #epathome
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 4, 2015

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Liberally apply all available shrubbery to your hair and lecture everyone on the superiority of "their first album" #epathome
— Sarah Curristan (@curristocrat) September 4, 2015

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Buy Lidl water and sell it to your drunk self for €5 a bottle later that night #epathome
— Harry Dineen (@theharrydineen) September 4, 2015

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Wake up your housemates by shouting "Tea! Coffee! Hot Chocolate!" outside their bedroom door at 8am. #epathome #EP15
— Cian (@CianMcGar) September 4, 2015

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When you really need to pee, wait 20 more mins. Eventually allow yourself into your toilet. Hover mistrustfully over loo. Air dry. #EPAtHome
— Sinéad Keogh (@sineadkeogh) September 4, 2015

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21 hilarious ways Twitter suggests you can experience #EPathome

Tips like…

We joined in with a few suggestions of our own

Soon enough, it was trending in Ireland

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What would happen if everyone brought 48 cans to Electric Picnic?

How Much Of An Electric Picnic Wimp Are You?