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11 reasons fancy coffee drinkers don’t give a sh*te what you think

It’s FANCY and we’re FANCY.

FANCY COFFEE IS basically a daily staple, don’t fight us on this.

1. Our hands feel empty without a cup

We can’t help it. There’s a whole lot of comfort in that paper sleeve.

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2. We really don’t care about the quality

So you can stop launching into how much your french press and Colombian grind is superior to our espresso-machine hazelnut mocha.

#trifecta...I wonder if you need three or if that was just one good, ironic up sell? #fancycoffee abigailkiefer abigailkiefer

What even is that?

3. The more sugar, the better

Basically, coffee is sometimes just an excuse to have a dessert at 9am.

How cute is my Bowl of Soul?! I haven't tried it yet cuz I don't wanna ruin it. Lol #cafes #bowlofsoul #tupelocoffeehouse #scute #fancycoffee #coffeeart #itsnotevencoffee ronron311 ronron311

4. This is not not coffee

It LOOKS like an ice cream, and it tastes as good too.

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If it tastes a bit like coffee, it’s coffee.

5. You don’t know the joy of taking the first sip on a cold day

Like a hug in a mug.

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6. Office and instant coffee is just grim

Compare this…

♨☕♨☕♨ #珈琲 #奢華 #同僚 #焙煎 #乾杯 #オフィス #コーヒー #커피 #사무실 #사무실용커피 #뜨거운커피 #AGF #MAXIM #AROMASELECT #coffee #Office #OfficeCoffee #HotCoffee #ホットコーヒー #オフィスコーヒー #hkig kapasiu kapasiu

With this…

Swirls of deliciousness #coffee #macchiato #caramel #fancycoffee #espresso #greenjuicecafe @greenjuicecafe greenjuicecafe greenjuicecafe

We know what we want.

7. More milk than coffee is essential

If we wanted strong, dark coffee, we’d knock back an espresso and let that be that.

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8. Everyone else is missing the bond you can make with a barista

They know your order, they say good morning, you imagine your life with them…

Sweet gift from my sweet coworker on my last day at work. I accepted a great opportunity & start Tuesday! Very excited for what the future holds alylo_fit alylo_fit

9. Not to mention some creations that are like a dessert with a coffee kick

Pra quem encara tudo numa boa, numa relax, a única dúvida do dia é: borda de DOCE DE LEITE ou NUTELLA? valkiriacafe valkiriacafe

Nutella and Dolce Du Leche rims. Amazing.

10. Coffee shops are our zen place

Enjoy having your coffee powder crouched over your desk.

I've the cozy nook in @clementandpekoe ! #smug hollykatewhite hollykatewhite

11. And bringing someone a coffee sets up a bond for life

You don’t win friends with coffee granules.

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