WOMEN, EH. THEY just can’t catch a break.

1. Even when they’re fresh out the womb

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Her BONNET WAS ON BACKWARDS.

2. Salma Hayek dared to draw attention to her toned curves

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3. Doesn’t Kim Kardashian know pregnant women can’t wear dresses?

4. Kylie Jenner’s ALMOST nip slip

5. Cara Delevingne’s SO last season dress

6. Kate Middleton is a mess, basically

7. Ah Paris, not legs AND boobs

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Anyone got a handbook of the fashion rules? I lost mine.

8. Oh, not ANOTHER nip slip

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9. Mismatched bikinis? Unthinkable

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10. Movie star glamour is standard when heading out with your ma

11. Kelly Brook and her enemy, the wind

Crisis averted, eh?

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