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A woman live-tweeted the worst first date in the world and it was brilliant

We can feel the embarrassment from here.

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FIRST DATES ARE never easy, but observing them can be absolutely gas – as has been once again proven here.

Meet Anne Thériault a writer from Toronto, Canada, who has gone viral this week by witnessing an absolute car crash of a first date:

She was just sitting in a cafe when she spotted the pair

Things start to get slightly pretentious early on

And she started overhearing some choice quotes from the guy

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So awkward

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The quotes kept coming

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And the harrowing coffee expertise was next

This date just wasn’t going well

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And it gets worse

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Serious issues were being raised

PLEASE, it’s a first date.

And then it reached its nadir

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A mortifying conclusion

But it kept going

The worst excuse to end a date we have ever seen

And, like that, she was gone

Leaving Anne to ponder her viral live tweeting success

What a fine way to be remembered. You’ve brought us so much joy and second hand embarrassment to us, Anne, and for that we are thankful.

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