SARAH AND PAUL were the stars of the show of First Dates last night.
Why so? Several reasons, really.
For starters, Sarah was very frank talking about her job, which involves artificially inseminating mares (female horses for the uneducated).
I’m working in an equine hospital in Claregalway, and we AI all the mares. We collect semen off the stallions.”
I don’t love the wanking part, but I love my job and general.”
Same girl.
She then went on to discuss artificial vaginas and the likes, which is worth watching for yourself.
This is how she reacted when her date Paul mentioned grandchildren:
Don’t be f*cking preaching about it here!”
She brought her granny to see 50 Shades Of Grey.
However, it was at the end of the date where she really impressed Paul.
And the rest of the country, to be honest. After both saying they’d like to see each other again (yay!), Sarah proceeded to … Put Paul on her shoulders and squat him.
Not a bother to her. And in heels. Hero.
