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Everyone is sneering at this mortifying Fox News notification that reads like it's from the 1950s

BREAKING.

EARLIER TODAY, FOX News published a groundbreaking article entitled, “Most men just want a woman who’s nice”.

This is not The Onion. I repeat, this is not The Onion.

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The gist of the article is that men like “nice” women and women should make more of an effort to be nicer.

It’s really obvious when you’re dealing with a genuinely nice person (as opposed to a phony nice person). Women like my hair stylist and my editor at Fox, or even my own daughter (though at 17, I can’t call her a “woman” just yet), ooze niceness. It comes so naturally to them! That makes them easy to love. That’s what men like: women who are easy to love.

Right.

Someone somewhere decided that this was crucial information that needed to be disseminated widely and decided to send a push notification alerting people to this very important news.

It’s not like there’s anything else going on in America right now.

What year is this again?

 

Makes a change from the usual dread-inducing push notifications, we suppose.

 

“Most men just want a woman who’s nice.”

 

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