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Can We Predict Your Future For 2016?

Gaze into our crystal ball, and the mists will part…

Source: InfoWire.dk

1. So, how has the year 2015 been for you?
AP Photo
Great!
Eh, grand thanks

Total bummer tbh
Weird. Just... really weird.
2. Have you had any major life events in the last 12 months?
3. Pick a method of predicting the future.
4. Which of these words best describes you?
Sleepy
Funny

Drunk
Happy

Sad
*can't talk, eating*
5. What is your jam?
Hotline Bling - Drake
YouTube
Watch Me (Whip/Nae Nae) - Silentó

YouTube
Cheerleader - OMI
YouTube
Can't Feel My Face - The Weeknd
6. Are you a vegetarian?
Yes!
No
7. Pick an Irish crime headline from 2015
Irish Times

walsh_vn
Irish Examiner
8. Which weather suits you best?
9. What colour are your eyes?
Brown
Blue

Green/grey
Other
10. And finally, pick a spirit animal for your 2016 journey. YOU MUST CHOOSE.
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You will get the ride in an alleyway in 2016.
This is your future
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will go on Winning Streak in 2016.
Or at the very least, someone in your family. This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will discover a distant family connection to the Rose of Tralee in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will get the shift off the guy who mops the floor in Coppers in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will vom from eating too much pizza in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Youuuuu... will go viral for doing something stupid in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will accidentally share your porn search history in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will eat so much cheese you get sick in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will feel vaguely unfulfilled all year in 2016. Sorry.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will get married in 2016.
If you are already married, you will get a new pet. THIS IS YOUR FUTURE.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will start fancying Ryan Tubridy in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You will drink a whole heap of Buckfast in 2016.
This is your future.
Share your result:

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