Who Said It: George Hook Or Ali G?

"Crack cocaine is destroying our community, so when a bruva makes it through, he deserves our respect."

Ali G

Newstalk

George Hook

"Hypothetically… you go into a relationship with somebody, be it marriage or be it you’re living with someone. So now you’re sharing a bed with somebody, yes, and obviously sexual congress takes place on a regular basis because you’re living with someone. Is there not an implied consent therefore that you consent to sexual congress?"

Ali G

Newstalk

George Hook

"Easy now. If you ain't careful, sex can lead to some terrible things: herpes, squat rot, or even worse, something called a relationship."

Ali G

George Hook

"I think the world is a good place for women, I think it’s a very good place for women."

Ali G

Newstalk

George Hook

"Let's talk about some conspiracy things. Let's go back to the grassy knoll. Who actually shot J.R.?"

Ali G

Newstalk

George Hook

"Happy Canada Day - and happy birthday to my beloved Pamela Anderson. I hope she retains her shape for many years to come."

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Ali G

Newstalk

George Hook

"I actually believe in love between men. I’m not talking about gay love. It’s much more powerful and our wives sometimes don’t understand that their husbands or boyfriends or whatever can have this intensity of a relationship with a man."

Ali G

George Hook

"Dolly Parton's breasts are bigger than Pamela Anderson's."

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Ali G

Newstalk

George Hook

"Sex. You has probably heard the word out there. And some of you probably know what it means. For those of you who don't, it means boning. But with boning comes responsibility."