1. Spending literal hours going through your hair and being secretly delighted when you find a split end. The more feathery the better.
2. Neglected to wash your bras for, oh, months on end?
3. Not washed your hair for several days. Just out of pure laziness.
4. Washed your fringe in the sink when you were in a rush and didn’t have time to shower. Glamorous.
5. Two words: period poos. We’ll say no more.
6. Improvised a makeshift pad out of toilet roll when your period caught you by surprise. Women: we’re regular MacGyvers.
7. Fished crumbs out of your bra after a long day.
8. Tweezed hairs from your big toes or nipples. The joys of being a woman!
9. Worn a pair of knickers inside out when you’re out of clean pairs and in dire straits.
10. Popped a hideous pimple and felt instantly satisfied.
11. Peeled off your sunburn and imagined you were some sort of reptile shedding your skin.
12. Wiped and studied the toilet paper afterwards like you were cramming for Irish Paper 2.
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13. Casually sniffed your armpits in a public place. Just to make sure, like.
14. Sprayed perfume on clothes that had an ever-so-faint smell off them. Be grand.
15. Used perfume or ‘body spray’ in lieu of deodorant and hoped for the best.
16. Worn clothes, kept the label on and returned it to the shop afterwards.
17. Excused yourself so you could go to the toilet and deal with a wedgie.
18. Used eye make-up that was several years old and quite honestly could have given you an eye infection.
