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The Dredge: Nadine made a TOTAL show of Girls Aloud

And now the others are raging. All the best of the morning’s celebrity dirt…

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, DailyEdge.ie rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

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#GIRLS A-ROWED: Four of Girls Aloud are raging with Nadine Coyle after she made a holy show of them on Twitter.

There they were with their dignified split announcement, all “incredible journey” this and “inspiration” that. And then Nads went and tweeted:

Now the other Girls are in a fury because of it. “The girls hadn’t seen much of US-based Nadine until they reunited for the tour and now it doesn’t look like they’ll ever see much of her,” a ‘source’ says. “They have parted on terrible terms.” (Mirror)

“I’ll f***ing clock you, Nadine” – Nicola (Yui Mok/PA Wire/Press Association Images)

#VAN GOGH MOVE: Your former teenage crush Jared Leto – who’ll be high school superhunk Jordan Catalano forever – got sent a fan’s severed ear in the post. Which is a GREAT way to get his attention now we think about it.

He said:

Someone cut their ear off once and sent it to me, that was very strange. A whole ear. The Van Gogh move. The note just said, ‘Are you listening?’

Jared then claimed he “poked a hole in it and wore it as a necklace”, but I think he’s joking. He’s joking, right? He’s probably joking.

Anyway, you won’t find any “because it’s unlistenable!” gags about his band 30 Seconds To Mars’ music here, in case he wasn’t joking. (HuffPo)

OK, the beard was a bad choice. (John Carucci/AP/Press Association Images)

#BRIT BRIT: Britney Spears’ high school yearbook is for sale on eBay. And someone is hoping to make an absolute killing – it’s going for $1350, which is a LOT for a load of photos of spotty teenagers.

Not Britney though. She wasn’t spotty, she was radiant. We’re also enjoying the beige trousers and legs-apart stance of her ‘escort’ in the top photo:

eBay

#BLURASIS: Damon Albarn and Noel Gallagher have kissed and made up after years of making catty remarks about each other like a pair of knitting circle rivals.

They got together to perform Tender at a Teenage Cancer Trust gig. And who was on drums? Only bleedin’ Paul Weller.

Excuse the audience “singing”. It’s the best video we could find. (YouTube/Alistair Burns)

Noel Gallagher must have forgotten that time when he described his feelings towards Damon and bandmate Alex James as “I hope the pair of them catch Aids and die.” Awkward.

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Jessica Chastain is coming to Fermanagh, and she cannot bloody wait. (Impartial Reporter)
  • Who’s that back in the charts? Only Ant and bleedin’ Dec – aka Byker Grove scamps PJ and Duncan. (The Sun)
  • David Beckham fell over in front of a load of schoolkids. Morto. (Mirror)
  • Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart went on a date and it looks like they did not enjoy it one bit. (ONTD)
  • Carol Vorderman broke her nose and there was “blood everywhere”. Poor Carol. (Mirror)

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