YOU MAY REMEMBER the guy who said that he doesn’t go down on girls in an article yesterday that sparked up a serious discussion.
William Lloyd’s main objections to the practice came from his very first experience of it:
There’s no way of being ambiguous here: the first time I went down on a girl she ejaculated all over my face. A hot, sticky, wet jet of piss.
He also claimed that most “average bloke(s)” don’t really enjoy performing oral sex as they might have girls believe.
As bad as it was to be at the centre of a massive argument about oral sex that went global in 24 hours – things got even worse today.
His ex-girlfriend Rhianna Kemi wrote him an open letter on the very subject:
Writing for the Huffington Post in the UK, Rhianna says that William’s claim that he only went down on her once are not true at all:
He claimed that after finally finding someone, he “never went down on her”. This girl is me.
Alright, OK. One point to get out the way: the facts are simply not true. I can safely confirm that he went down on me several times during our relationship. In fact, he would ask to go down and I would often politely decline.
Hmmm, the plot thickens.
Her refusal to let him go down on her was a source of tension in the relationship, apparently:
This was actually a tension in our relationship. I didn’t enjoy him licking me out and he couldn’t understand why. The problem was that I felt too aware of myself and my surroundings.
And she had some advice for men everywhere as she wrapped up her response to her ex:
But it takes time and practice on your part. It will be frustrating. We’re all about the quick wins in this generation, but you’ve got to take it slow. You’ve got to talk about it and learn from each other. You’ve got to warm her right up, before heading downstairs.
And she finished up her open letter by addressing William again:
If licking out is gross for you, you are doing it wrong. And this time babe, it is not about you. You have a large platform and you chose to rehearse the same tired story: it’s gross, don’t bother. So let’s change the conversation. Let’s learn to make the girl forget herself.
Somehow, you get the feeling that these two have not finished their discussion yet.
