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9 simple steps to becoming a Grand Theft Auto V hermit

Your mission, if you chose to accept.

SO IT FINALLY arrived. You open it to a whiff of that new game smell, and you’ve at-long-last hit play.

The gaming world has taken to Grand Theft Auto V with the hardcore dedication that anyone would be envious of.

You go, guys.

Allow your fellow gamers to help you through the stages of acceptance. Reality is a thing of the past.

1. Be honest with yourself

2. Say your goodbyes

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3. Leave Vitamin D behind

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4. Refer to everyday tasks as ‘missions’

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5. Make those essential sacrifices

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6. Make your excuses

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SURE!

7. Or make no apologies

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 8. Learn to hold it in

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 9. Drop all pretences

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You’re now free to sit around playing GTA V all day! Godspeed.

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