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Guy sells his bike on Gumtree... with his ex-girlfriends number thrown in

Not bitter in the slightest, this one.

A MAN IS selling his bike on Gumtree in South Africa. Pretty normal, right?

$_20 Source: Gumtree

What’s this fellow’s name?


Oh. Erm, anyway… let’s fine out more about the bike.

Bought this bike because my girlfriend was into cycling. She dumped me and I hate cycling. I’ve used in twice since I bought it. Apparently it’s quite a good bike. I’ll throw in some size 9 specialized shoes for good measure along with the ex’s phone number if you ever feel like being taken for a ride.

Nicely played, sir.


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