YOU THOUGHT RONALD McDonald was scary? Try this for size.
Maccy D’s are introducing a new Happy Meal mascot (imaginatively named ‘Happy’) this month which the company say will bring “fun and excitement to kids’ meals” while also encouraging them to eat healthily.
We don’t know about the “fun and excitement” part. “Terror and pants-wetting” more like.
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This guy will make kids eat healthy foods, but only because if they don’t he’ll come for them in their sleep.
The eyes. The teeth.
We’re not the only ones who feel this way, either:
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BRING BACK THE HAMBURGLAR. PLEASE.
