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Dublin: 5 °C Friday 29 March, 2024
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8 things you're definitely going to hear now that it's boiling again

It’s now officially TOO hot.

AFTER SACRIFICING THOUSANDS of Leaving Certs students, the weather has decided to come through and get incredibly good again. Temperatures are set to hit up to 26 degrees which means we won’t be able to cope probably.

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Here are 8 things you’re definitely going to hear as we all start to melt.

1. ‘Ah now, it’s definitely TOO hot’

This is a fair statement to make as Irish people cannot cope with temperatures over 18 degrees. Anything over that is just taking the piss.

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2. ‘It’s hotter than *insert name of normally hot place* today’

Yes it’s hotter than Lisbon or Cancun this particular day but we still have to live in Ireland all year round so who is the real winner here?

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3. ‘The sweat is dripping off me’.

Nobody sweats quite like Irish people in the summer. Most of us are positively glistening at the 20 degree mark. Your make up will melt as will your live to live as all deodorants fail you at once. God’s speed.

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4. ‘I don’t need sun cream, sure I just burn then tan’

Without sounding like your mam, everyone needs sun cream and you should know what kind works best for you. Otherwise you end up looking like this;

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5. ‘It’s like the Costa Del Portobello here’

No it isn’t. The Costa Del Sol doesn’t have thousands upon thousands of empty cans lying around it after a session. PICK UP AFTER YOURSELVES.

6. ‘Were there always so many people in the city?’

Yes, we just all used to hide inside when the weather was crap. You don’t realise how many people truly live in your area until the sun comes out.

7. ‘God bless the Leaving Cert students, they’ve done it again’

Yes the Leaving Cert is technically over on June 22nd but credit where credit’s due and all that jazz.

8. ‘Pints?’

Pints.

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