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How Well Do You Speak Teen?


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THE UK GOVERNMENT has released an official guide to “popular teen chat acronyms”, to help parents understand WTF their kids are on about.

So, put yourself to the test. Find out how well you speak teen by decoding the following mysterious abbreviations and nicknames…*

I Will Say No
I Want Sex Now

I Will Snapchat Nudes
I Whisper Sweet Nothings
Keep the Party Crunk
Kick back, Pizza, Chill

Keep Parents Clueless
Killer Poop Challenge
Get Naked On Camera
Girlfriend Noob Or Casual?

Get Nandos Oi Cheeky
Ate, as in I ate something
Oral sex

Either of the above
Code for: Parents in room, gotta run
Code for: marijuana

Code for: putting booze in soft drink bottles
Code for: a regrettable social media post
Parents Over Shoulder
Pics Or Sext?

Piss Off Stupid
P***y On Swag
To steal someone's Instagram login
To keep typing so the other person sees the "..." icon but never gets a message

To gang up on someone online
A bizarre YouTube trend involving Diet Coke, Mentos, and condoms
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You speak fluent Teen.
From Snapchat nudes to underage booze, you're fluent in all things teen. Congrats!
Share your result:
You scored out of !
Sure, you speak some Teen I guess.
You can be down with the teens sometimes, but there are some things that are beyond you. It's probably for the best.
Share your result:
You scored out of !
You don't speak much Teen at all, do you?
It's probably for the best tbh.
Share your result:

*according to the UK government. Link here.

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