WE’RE SUSPICIOUS ABOUT the true intentions of each of these signs. Verrrry suspicious.
1. We’re going to die now, aren’t we?
2. We’re not buying it
3. Why you lie?
4. Erm, we’ll pass, thanks
5. What even is this? So confused
6. We don’t think they’re that sorry at all
7. Carefree and “sexy”, our dream tree
8. Oh, please, proceed to slice us open
9. They don’t value those shoppers AT ALL
10. So safe in your hands
11. Oh and here’s your hefty bill
12. Whatever this is, it’s not going on our hands
13. We “would” ;)
14. Finally. Some sanity. All is not lost
