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This has to be the most intense Tinder message of all time


TINDER IS KNOWN for its ‘straight-to-the-point’ approach to dating.

But this… this is on another level.

tinder1 Source: Twitter

Eventually I pluck up the courage and ask you to marry me. We move into our first house. After falling pregnant you quit work and I take over the financial responsibilities myself.

Wh-what? But wait, there’s more:

tinder2 Source: Twitter

Oh. Ohohoho. Very good.

Speaking to Buzzfeed, poor beleaguered Jules said she actually thought the message was “hilarious”.

“Guys always try to impress girls on Tinder or sound creative and funny but his post actually made me laugh,” she added.

Yes Jules, BUT DID YOU GO ON A DATE WITH HIM? This is what we need to know.

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