IF YOU NOTICE a particularly fragrant smell in your office this morning, do not be alarmed.
The entire country spent yesterday evening in the bath, with the shower running overhead, drinking ten cups of tea while waiting for load 20 of 20 to finish in the washing machine.
It was a communal thing
It wasn’t a matter of mass, but length
Clothes may never smell this good again
May we look back on this day with bittersweet reminisce
Just remember. We were the lucky ones
From flushing the loo to a cup of tea – how much will water cost?>
Households with undrinkable water could be in line for a bigger discount>
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