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What Percent Irish Emigrant Are You?

“Are you away long?”

emigrantpassport Source: wikipedia

First up, how long have you been away from the auld sod?
Less than a year
At least two years now

I still live in Ireland
It's been so long away I can't even remember
Would you wear a GAA jersey when you're abroad - even when you're not playing sport?
I would
You would say that the tea situation abroad is...
Ridiculously awful

I really don't care about tea one bit
Just as good as home
And if you had to sum up the milk situation with one word, it would be...

Which of these things do you miss the most?
Birds Eye Waffles

Batch bread
Orange Lucozade
How many care packages has your mam sent you since you've been gone?

You've spent an hour out in the sun and you forgot your sun cream. Pick a colour you're most likely to have turned in that time...

And finally... what one memory of home do you miss the most?
Chatting about the weather
Taking the piss out of the Angelus

Chicken fillet rolls and the way the person at the deli might look at ya
Answer all the questions to see your result!
You scored out of !
You are 0% Irish emigrant!
You must be still at home.
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You scored out of !
You are 19% Irish emigrant!
You're barely an emigrant at all.
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You scored out of !
You are 50% Irish emigrant!
You've got a foot in both camps.
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You scored out of !
You are 68% Irish emigrant!
You've been away a while now, and we hear you're really getting into the shwwing of things over there.
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You scored out of !
You are 92% Irish emigrant!
You're pretty much the full Irish emigrant. You live on Skype.
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You scored out of !
You are 100% Irish emigrant!
Sure you're the personification of Irish emigrant. Well done.
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David Elkin

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