THE SUN IS great and all, but it’s a whole load of effort…
1. You realise that you actually glow in the sun
REALLY? You’re that white?
2. The smell of false tan precedes you
If you’re a fan of the bottled tan, you’ll smell like biscuits and sausage rolls. This is your life now.
:(
3. Dressing for four seasons in one day isn’t an easy task
It’s different depending on what window you look out.
4. You hair takes on a life of its own
The humidity one moment, the wind the next. Give us strength.
5. The rain is guaranteed to hit after perfectly applying tan
6. You realise you have absolutely nothing to wear
You didn’t take down the summer clothes box from the hot press? Sure you didn’t need it until now. Pity it all doesn’t fit anymore. To Penneys with you!
7. Shaving the legs is a constant battle
Oh, forget it, just wear jeans in the scorching sun.
8. Freckles. All the freckles
Maybe they’ll join together and make a tan?
9. You’ll most definitely get sunburned even in the lashings of rain
It peels to reveal even whiter skin, if that’s possible. Tough times all round.