SO WE KNOW that the amount of sexy Halloween costumes is exponentially rising year on year.
But just for a second imagine there were Irish ones for tonight’s festivities:
1. Like a sexy hungover person on the way to Spar
Benefits of this costume: Bad breath, grogginess, a refusal to cook your own meals – leading to the ordering of food online after you’ve picked up your snacks.
2. Sexy garda being sound at a festival
Benefits of this costume: Everyone will think you're sound.
3. Sexy chicken fillet roll
Benefits of this costume: You will be the embodiment of Ireland's favourite lunchtime meal. It will also be a conversation starter at parties.
4. Sexy Angelus background character
Benefits of this costume: You don't have to say much. You just have to turn and look wistfully into the distance when you hear bells ring.
5. Sexy Gaeilgeoir
Benefits of this costume: You can only speak in Irish all night, and this will improve
6. Sexy Six One newsreader
Benefits of this costume: You basically just have to wear some nice clothes. It gives you an air of authority at parties.
7. Sexy Rubberbandits
Benefits of this costume: Easy to get right given it's just a bag and you get to speak in the dulcet tones of Limerick all night.
8. Sexy spice bag
Benefits of this costume: You'll be irresistible to everyone.
9. Sexy auld lad standing in the pub
Benefits of this costume: You get to stand in the pub sipping pints and claim you are in character.
10. Sexy character from the cancelled RTÉ classic Fade Street
Benefits of this costume: Your audience will be nice. But anyone who does get it will be enthralled.
11. And finally... a sexy pint of Guinness
Benefits of this costume: There is nothing sexier than a pint of the black stuff, obviously.
If somebody turns up to a party wearing any of these tonight, give them some much deserved kudos.
