Right, so you happen to be born in 2016. Your parents have got themselves some notions all of a sudden and have picked out a hipster baby name for you. What would it be? Let’s find out…
First up, pick a child actor/character that best represents you.
Fergus from The War of the Buttons
Mara Wilson in Matilda
Now, what month were you born?
January
February
March
April
May
June
July
August
September
October
November
December
You scored out of !
Síomha
You'll be explaining the fada for decades. Good luck.
You scored out of !
Aurnia
"It's golden lady as Gaelige" - your mam, every time you're introduced to another child's parents.
You scored out of !
Laoise
Like the county, but way better.
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Fia
"NOTHING at all like Fiadh" - your parents.
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Róise
You couldn't be sent into school as a mere Róisín, oh no.
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Cadhla
Kayla used to be cool. Cadhla has now taken over.
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Odhrán
Because Oran is too plain.
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Dagda
Meaning 'god' in ancient Celtic language - a fact you can tell people for years until they start getting bored of it.
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Cadán
An ancient Celtic name that no other kid in school will have. You'll be explaining that fada for many a year to come.
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Cillín
"NOTHING at all like Cillian" - your parents.
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Bradán
You know how Brad is such a common, American jock name? Yeah, well you have a cool Gaeilge version of it, and you're delighted.
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Ardgal
Not even the same as Ardal. It's that hipster.