WE ARE A nation of lying liars. There’s no point denying it.
Here, in reverse order, are the 8 biggest Irish lies of all time.
Feel free to confess your own favourites in the comments.
8. ‘Yes Mam, I went to Mass’
I did not go to Mass.
7. 'I'll be there now'
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I am watching Jeremy Kyle in my cereal-spattered pyjamas and will not be there for some time.
6. 'I'll just have the one'
I will have all of them.
5. 'I didn't study at all'
I know this stuff backwards and inside out because I haven't slept for two months.
4. 'No, I'm grand'
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I have multiple serious injuries. See also 'Not a bother on me.'
3. 'I just had the one'
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I don't know where I was but I woke up in a Santa hat.
2. 'I will yeah'
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I will not under any circumstances.
1. 'No, I'm grand' (Vol 2)
God yes.
