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8 pieces of flawless Irish medical advice

Heal any ailment.

PLEASE NOTE, THIS is not actual medical advice. Well, unless you ask mammy.

1. Flat 7up is basically the ultimate medicine

There is nothing it can’t cure, nothing. The holy grail.

2. A hot water bottle is the most effective pain killer

Show me where it hurts

* applies hot water bottle*


35th of 5th 365: Back home now, fixing Kate a hot water bottle Source: dumbledad

3. Hot whiskey will sweat it out of you

They say the common cold can’t be cured. They haven’t tried hot whiskey.

4. Guinness can tackle iron deficiency

Let us reiterate, Guinness is good for you.

Guinness Source: Tiberiu Ana

5. Dry toast eases a distressed tummy

Known to absorb all antibodies and bacteria and icky stuff causing your stomach upset.

6. Fresh air is the ultimate way to finally kick any dose

Few days in the bed, then a bit of fresh air to do you good.

One way to cure a hangover #walk #Seafront #freshair Source: musicfreakysheeep

7. Holy water is a natural anesthetic

Bless the affected area with the water, and voila. Your ankle won’t be broken anymore.

Holywaterbot Source: Bywayofthefamily

8. Lucozade is more effective than any antibiotic

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