WE ALL CONSULT the likes of TripAdvisor, Just-Eat.ie and Yelp before making decisions about where to eat, drink or stay now.
Some reviews are helpful, some are legitimately insane and some are just meh.
And some? Some are just extremely Irish.
1. “Bathroom near the door”
Awards five stars for value, atmosphere, service and food, despite only using the loo.
Classic.
2. Many a takeaway has saved many an Irishman from a deathly hangover…
Honestly Joes might of saved two lives that night.
God bless.
3. “Twas savage”
Good man, Michael.
4. “Chips are stink”
STINK.
A fine Irish insult.
5. “Garlic dip was muck”
MUCK.
6. When your main critique of a Lanzarote holiday is that the “gravy was poor”
7. This beautiful ode to the Supermacs in Heuston Station
8. This heartrending tribute to the peculiar Irish phenomenon that is the spice bag
9. This very honest Yelp review of Abrakebabra
No apologies necessary.
10. Slipping “minus craic” into a TripAdvisor review? Excellent work
11. “The mash[...] was fierce soapy.”
Move over, Giles Coren!
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