Dublin: 16 °C Tuesday 21 September, 2021

14 times Irish shops gave zero f**ks

A grand total of zero f**ks given.

1. When this shop in Tallaght wrote out this label

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Not a single f**k given that day.

2. And that time this store had a completely legit reason to shut it all down

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3. When these lads resorted to puns to get people in the door

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4. When this crowd weren’t arsed bringing out the calculator for a sign

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5. “What will be put on the sign, lads?”

Clonakilty's finest #onlyinireland

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6. When the sun was just too tempting to give a flying one

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7. And when they came up with this name

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8. “Just put Santy holding a surfboard out front, be grand”

9. When the hangover was too real to give any f**ks

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10. And Monday was even worse

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11. When Garth Brooks cancelled and this Monaghan shop took it REALLY well

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12. “Here, what do we have lying around that we can give away for free?”

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13. When this crowd had a more succinct way of putting this

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14. And finally… when this Kerry cafe was sick of explaining the random influx of sheep into the jacks

Never change, Irish shops.

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David Elkin

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