1. This auld lad cap for your tiny baby
I hand crocheted this Irish Donegal cap baby hat to fit newborn infant baby boys. It will fit to approximately 2 weeks of age.
2. A cushion with an image of a squirrel holding a shamrock
Ah yes, that famous symbol of Irish culture.
This throw pillow features a portrait of my good friend Shamus O’Squirrel holding his lucky three-leaf clover as he celebrates St. Paddy’s Day.
3. Ho, ho, ho. It’s like reading my diary.
4. What’s this, you ask? Why it’s a shamrock made from ‘real Irish bog’
Lovely.
5. Because nothing says Irish like a haggard looking Garfield half-heartedly holding a sign that says “Blarney”
Oh doesn’t it make your heart swell with pride?
6. Stout-scented soap
Yep.
7. This bleak enough hen party tattoo
What Irish stereotypes?
8. A t-shirt that reads, ‘Namastay at the pub and drink’
I think Yeats wrote that one.
9. Haven’t heard that one before!
10. The centrepiece of every Irish home.
11. Side-note: there should absolutely be a reality show called Feis Moms
12. This honestly reads like a bad improvised outtake from The Sopranos
“Yeah that’s a bit corny, let’s try it again.”
13. *eyeroll*
14. Imagine telling your Mam you spent €15 plus shipping on a chain with an auld threepence attached to it
15. And finally… this leprechaun-infused nightmare
Oh God. Is this what the world thinks of us?
