REMOVE THESE WORDS from your vocabulary post haste.
Primark
WASH YOUR FILTH MOUTH OUT.
“Bacon”
You mean rashers, son.
“Sunscreen”
Unless you’re referring to The Sunscreen Song, this has absolutely no place in conversation.
“Hump Day”
Are you a cheery American? No? Then you are obligated to call it “Wednesday”.
“Mom”
Someone was watching too much Nickelodeon when they were growing up.
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“Ass”
IT’S ARSE, OKAY.
“Boxing Day”
Why hello there, Hugh Grant, we actually call it St. Stephen’s Day here.
“Iss-yews” instead of “isshews”
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“Bloke”
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“Uni”
It’s college. End of.
