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Jamie Dornan's willy is 'Oscar-worthy'... it's The Dredge

All the very best of the day’s celebrity dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

This man has an Oscar-worthy todger. Source: Matt Crossick/EMPICS Entertainment

Jamie Dornan’s lunchbox is Oscar-winning stuff. That’s according to the screenwriter of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, Kelly Marcel, who said his performances in sex scenes are frankly wonderful. She recited a line from the book:

Mmmm…he’s soft and hard at once, like steel encased in velvet, surprisingly tasty, salty and smooth. He’s my own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle.

She then explained that Jamie is “great at being soft and hard at the same time” during sex scenes.

They apparently did that scene great. Apparently Jamie is great at being soft and hard at the same time. Which is hard to do for an actor! He’s going to get an Oscar!”

So now. (E! Online)

Jamie Dornan, perhaps demonstrating the size and heft of something. Source: Yui Mok

Bressie seduced Roz Purcell by moving into her house and refusing to go away. Classy. This comes from the model herself. “He never chatted me up at all. He just arrived at my house and never left,” she told reporters yesterday, adding: “Seriously.”

Er, cool, Brezanna. Cool.

Source: Photocall Ireland

Rita Ora says her ex-boyfriend Calvin Harris blocked her from playing a song at the Teen Choice Awards. She wanted to perform her hit I Will Never Let You Down, but said Harris – who wrote and produced the tune – refused to give permission. “He didn’t approve the Teen Choice Awards,” she said.

For his part, Harris had this to say on Twitter:

Source: AFF/EMPICS Entertainment

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Niall Horan says One Direction’s new album is going to be “a bit more edgy”. (ONTD)
  • Michael Cera has released a surprise album, and it’s supposed to be not-bad. (Buzzfeed
  • Simon Cowell’s baby also has poor fashion sense. (Twitter)
  • Justin Bieber has pleaded guilty to careless driving. (CNN)
  • Ciara ‘has split’ from her rapper fiancé Future. (Mirror)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Daniel Radcliffe thinks he was sh*t in Harry Potter>

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