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13 of the most magnificently patronising tweets about Jen Aniston's marriage

We hope she’s happy.

GOOD NEWS FOR this pair. Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are now man and wife.

The coupled reportedly married yesterday at their Bel-Air Home after getting engaged in 2012.

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Jennifer Aniston has long been the target of ‘Sad Jen’ tabloid articles from magazines who just couldn’t forget her marriage split from Brad Pitt way way back in 2005.

As we all know, Brad split up with Jennifer after sparking up a romance with then co-star and now-wife Angelina Jolie. Poor Jen was then typecast as a sad lonely spinster, who was sad and lonely and sad, and childless too, don’t forget.

Now that she’s married, the usual jokes were rife. We can see the headlines now.

But OH NO WE CAN’T. Aniston’s marriage evidently means a LOT to some people.

1. There was a lot of FINALLY thrown around



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Quick, please, you’re on the clock.


YOU’VE been waiting forever? What about ‘poor’ Jen?

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No world with a single Jen Aniston is worth living in.


We totally DID start to lose hope.


Bet it felt even longer for her!

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First Brad reference, not bad.


Tbh 46 is ancient so don’t count on it.

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And she’s worked at it every day.


This one will keep us awake at night.



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