TWO DAYS AFTER his ex Amber Rose tweeted about his enjoyment of a certain sexual act, Kanye West decided to respond to the whole debacle this morning.
He insisted to the world that he “never let them play with my ass”, adding that he “stays away from that area altogether”.
Instead, Kanye suggested, he enjoys “pictures and videos”.
And all across the internet, there was a collective…
There was a lot of this.
There were plenty of these.
This meme got a LOT of play.
Many, many people worried about Kanye’s anal hygiene.
While others were more troubled by his general all-round approach to dealing with controversy.
Also for some reason, renowned BBC journalist and host of Panorama Jeremy Vine was involved.
But there was one response which really stood out.
After this tweet suggesting that Kanye’s bumbling self-defence was akin to Father Ted dialogue…
… came this devastating destruction of everything the rapper has ever stood for, and every hubristic statement his musical genius has ever forced us to listen to.
Are you ready?
Really ready?
OK.
Case closed.