IT’S KIM KARDASHIAN’S birthday. One half of Kimye turns 33 today. Another year older, another year wiser. Here are a few of the greatest moments of worldly wisdom we have been graced with over the years:
1. Mattresses are indestructable
2. Know who your friends are
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3. Make goals as vague as possible
4. Velour is SO YESTERDAY
5. 40 is the deadline for having a baby the natural way
6. Emotional baggage is grand once it's designer
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7. A 72-day marriage can be totally legit
8. Bad make-up is literally the worst thing ever
9. Body image is all about the jean
10. Haters are just jealous of your sweeet Bentley
Happy Birthday Kimmy, we're laughing with you.