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One in six Irish people eat their Kit Kats like THIS

Was it for this the wild geese spread / The grey wing upon every tide?

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ONE IN SIX Irish people eat their Kit Kats like the photo above, according to a new survey.

Yes. Let that sink in for a minute

That’s 16 percent of people around us who chomp into their Kit Kats without breaking them up, like sick monsters:

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If these photos fill you with horror and an inexplicable sense of discomfort, you’re on the side of right.

According to a survey of 2,000 Irish adults by ICM on behalf of Nestlé Ireland, 44 per cent of Irish people eat their Kit Kats in the generally accepted ‘mainstream’ way, ie:

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A further 16 per cent say they nibble their Kit Kats, which is an acceptable middle ground. The remaining 24 per cent are not detailed in the survey results. Perhaps they do it like Kourtney Kardashian?

But still. One in six of us are doing this. One in six.

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Look around you. Look around your office, your neighbourhood… your family. One in six of these people areessentially monsters.

Stage an intervention if you need to. But at all costs, identify them.

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Tell us: is it acceptable to eat a Kit Kat by just chomping into it like a deranged animal?

Poll Results:

Good God no (767)
 I consider myself a live-and-let-live person, but these lunatics must be stopped (680)
... Yes? (211)

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Michael Freeman

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