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The Dredge: Which female star blocked all the toilets?

The very best of the morning’s dirt.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, the Daily Edge rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt – from the top to the very bottom.

Hi Lindsay! (Chris Pizzello/AP/Press Association Images)

#LILO: Lindsay Lohan must be having a spot of bother. She clogged up her trailer toilet on the set of Scary Movie 5 – so much so that the whole set’s plumbing system seized up. “No one could go to the bathroom,” an insider said, adding: “Everything got so messy, it took a day and a half to clean up.”

Morto for you, Lindsay. FYI, our mam swears by muesli in the mornings.

#SPLITSVILLE 1: Is it curtains for Rihanna and Chris Brown? Has somebody staged an intervention? Anyway, she’s taken a break from her usual output of naked photos and random cursing to post this message on her Instagram. Best response so far: “Rihanna I wish you stayed with Drake he seems like such a chill polite guy.”

#SPLITSVILLE 2: Saggy-crotched manchild Justin Bieber may also have lost his lady, amid speculation that Selena Gomez has grown sick of him hanging around outside her house and decided to call time on their relationship for good. Why? Because he’s been hanging out with her ex Nick Jonas (playing ping-pong, actually).

“Hanging out with Nick proved that he wants to be a jerk about this,” according to an insider.

This leather neckerchief also proves that he wants to be a jerk about this. (TLF/AFF/EMPICS Entertainment)

#WHOA: In other news, LOOK AT EX-WRESTLER THE ROCK’S LEGS. LOOK AT THEM:

Twitter/TheRock

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • David Attenborough has a crush on Bjork. (The Sun)
  • Megan Fox thought she was having a vampire baby. (Us Weekly)
  • Brad Pitt is having a mid-life crisis because he likes “laughing at farts”. Or something. (The Sun)
  • Kelly Osbourne does not approve of your hair. (Glamour)
  • Katie Price has a new fella, who is a stripper. (The Sun)

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