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Lindsay Lohan has shared a bizarre rambling essay on Instagram... it's The Dredge

That and all the best of the day’s celebrity filth.

EVERY WEEKDAY MORNING, rounds up the best of the day’s celebrity dirt from the top to the very bottom.

Lindsay Lohan is back in the news again after she posted a truly bonkers essay about 9/11 on Instagram. The actress posted the rambling essay two days ago and it is literally insane.

they always come back. I love you NYC Source: lindsaylohan

It started off as a tribute to… New York? Michael Jackson?

they always come back. I love you NYC they always come back. I love you NYC #godblesstheworld#michaeljackson #rip miss you as my real only private friend.

And it only got weirder from there.

For you: god, for all hurts and wrongs, please let me forgive, Allah please let me be forgiven, and all forgive themselves. Please and thank you. (Someone I was with the night before several towers fell, it felt like not a curse, but more like a spell.. What we think in America is not always clear, we don’t have @peta commercials / you just kill deer….


with this being said, I’m a girl with a reputation mislead… Like a diamond in the rough, you, now, for 25 years have seen me on TV and screen.. So i am programmed to stand tough. Black or white – in life, rather than love we create a fight of an ideal situation of an unexceptional, yet unacceptable future that @TMZ@Eonline@HarveylevinTMZ & #harveyweinstein..couldn’t and wouldn’t even care to describe any thought of the people we forget to help when a franchise film comes out and, If money means more than freedom- than stay in California.

And it ends on this note.

If helping others is a passion, talk to angelinajolie… If you want to be a brilliant actress, work wth Meryl Streep …at the end of the day- republican or democrats — BE HERE NOW @oprahand live with integrity. Or go to sleep. The most beautiful life comes cheap. Stop fighting and using artists for distractions. It’s boring… #UnitedNations

What does it mean? Nobody knows.

#UnitedNations (Jezebel)

God bless good friends and family and now happy to be sleeping in my bed Source: lindsaylohan

Jack White tried to fight the fella from The Black Keys. Patrick Carney took to Twitter on Monday night to tell the world how White walked into a bar in New York and tried to fight him for some inexplicable reason.

He came to a bar in Nyc I go to a lot with a few friends and tried to fight me. I don’t fight and don’t get fighting but he was mad!!!
Not sure what he’s unhappy with cuz I just liked Zeppelin a lot and wanted to play guitar. Cut my pinky off and ended up being a drummer. Not the best drummer but a passionate one. But any way jack white. A 40 year old bully tried to fight the 35 year old nerd.

Buzzfeed reports that Jack White has a longstanding hatred for The Black Keys and once urged his wife to remove their children from school so as to ensure they wouldn’t be attending the same school as the children of the lead singer of The Black Keys.

In response to Carney’s allegations, White told Vulture:

Nobody tried to fight you, Patrick. Nobody touched you or ‘bullied’ you. You were asked a question you couldn’t answer so you walked away. So quit whining to the Internet and speak face to face like a human being. End of story.

Fortunately, it seems that the pair have resolved their differences.

LOL. (Vulture)

GRAMMYS ARRIVALS Source: AP/Press Association Images

Azealia Banks has landed herself in hot water after she stated that abortions should be limited to three per person. The singer made her comments in a Twitter rant last night.

Needless to say, it did not go down well.

Banks has not apologised for or taken back her comments. (3AM)

And the rest of the day’s dirt…

  • Nadia Forde and her new boyfriend, Dominic Day, did a photo shoot for OK! Magazine. (Daily Mail)
  • Helen Mirren wore a big blanket to a premiere. #goals (Page Six)
  • Kanye West is planning a last-minute fashion show at New York Fashion Week and designers are not one bit happy. (US Weekly)
  • Kylie Jenner did not have breast implants and is actually just a fan of padded bras. (3AM)
  • Oh nothing, just Susan Sarandon talking about her time at Burning Man and reminding us that she’s the coolest person alive. (Daily Beast)

Yesterday’s Dredge: Rihanna and her new fella were spotted ‘grinding and dry humping’ >

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