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Dubliner goes to mass for the first time and live-tweets the whole thing

He’s sorely disappointed with the buffet.

AH YOU CAN’T beat a good mass.

Or can you?

Comedian Alan Bennett decided to liveblog the whole experience, kind of like a yelp review, only much more detailed.

The full thing is over on Headstuff.org, but we’ve picked out some highlights. No one wants to sit through it all, eh?

He set off with no prior expectations, the only way is up really

The story started to come together

But things started getting suspicious

His livetweeting didn’t go unnoticed

Or his general presence

Food was served, but he had it confused for a Chinese

Ah well, at least the surroundings are pretty


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