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18 of the greatest 'Mass tweets' of all time

It’s that time of the year.

HAPPY DAY YOU have to go to Mass.

1. Make sure you get there early

2. And don’t be caught with your presents

3. Take note of your surroundings


4. And don’t get too sleepy

5. Maybe take some water

6. Those sacraments can be quite dry

7. Especially if it doesn’t fit your new dietary needs


8. Find ways to amuse yourself

9. At least before it’s time to shake hands

10. Don’t offer a bad hand

11. And give credit when it’s due

12. Mass is great craic, together

13. If you get into it

14. Just don’t let it get too tense

15. Keep an eye on the play


16. Because you’ll have to wait until you get home for booze

17.  Finally, don’t blow it at the end

18. It’s a day of joy

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