ARE YOU SITTING down? If not, grab a chair.
Matt Damon has a ponytail now. We repeat, Matt Damon has a ponytail now.
The actor showed up at a press conference today sporting the type of ponytail you might have worn in secondary school if your science teacher forced you to tie your hair up whilst in the lab.
As you can see, it’s a thick, luscious pony tail. (Ugh, it must take so long to dry.)
Matt Damon takes his pony tails seriously.
He probably uses leave-in conditioner once a week and everything.
As is to be expected, the news of Matt Damon sprouting a ponytail from the back of his head has basically broken the internet.
Some people think the ponytail might be an act of kindness on Damon’s part.
The crucial question, however, is whether or not the ponytail is any use.
Some people are way into it.
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While others have deemed it unforgivable.
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Between this and pea guacamole, it’s been a big day for the internet.
What do you think of Matt’s man ponytail?
